Your Logo Sucks…

Posted:  January 29th, 2012 by:  MPitzer comments:  7
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I can’t believe I actually had this conversation a few years back when I had PA&D in Chandler, Arizona, I had a conversation with a company regarding their Craigslist, crowd-sourced logo design and the CEO wanted the truth — “I’m sorry but, your logo really does suck. Can I ask, how much you paid for it? $50.00? Fifty dollars? Five Zero? — And you’re not happy with what you got?”

The first rule of logo design…

“Half of all clients and half of all ad agency people have no idea what it takes to develop a logo that is unique, memorable, durable, and embarrassment-free. But, 100% of people who believe they can look at a thousand logos from websites like Craigslist and get a great logo have no right to bitch about what they get, let alone what they paid!”

The 2nd rule of logo design…

“A unique logo design doesn’t follow current design trends, or more precisely, a unique logo doesn’t look like the current Photoshop filter trends, but rather should reflect the product or company it is designed for. Is it appropriate or gimmick?”

The 3rd rule of logo design…

“A memorable logo is never simple to create. It takes time and talent to reduce an image or icon down to its simplest and most memorable form and make it work equally in color, gray scale, black and white as well as read clearly at varying sizes. The Apple logo is the perfect example of this rule.”

The 4th rule of logo design…

“A great logo design will stand the test of time and require only minimal updating over its lifespan, not complete overhauls as design & fashion trends change. Unfortunately JCPenney didn’t read or follow this rule.”

The Final rule of logo design…

“A great logo comes from and interactive and iterative process between the designer(s) and the client. Each designer has their own number of steps, but they all usually follow a path of; input, discovery, conceptualization, focus, presentation, and refinement. Very few, if ANY, great logos have yet to come from crowd-sourcing their design.”

Below are some examples of logos that have stood the test of time. The first is the Burger King logo which has been modified six times since its original introduction in 1953. The version on the left, “A” is the revised “bun halves” logo introduced May 1, 1994 and continued in use until June 30, 1999 when the right side, version “B” was introduced.

1994 Burger King logo and 199 Burger King logoAnother very recognizable logo is that of Starbucks. In the side-by-side below, version “A” is the fourth version which first appeared in 1987 and was used up until 1992 when it was replaced by version “B” which was used from 1992 to 2011 when it was replaced by the sixth version of the Starbucks logo, not shown here.

1987 Starbucks logo and 1992 Starbucks logoAnother great company logo is that of Apple Computers, which actually dropped the “Computers” from the name as they branched out into iPod, iPads, iPhones, etc. A lot of people don’t know it, but the rainbow apple was actually their second logo which was used from 1976 to 1998. The version “B” logo made it’s appearance about 2008 when Apple dropped the candy color from it’s iMac line of products.

1976-1998 apple logoWhile I was Executive Creative Director of E.B. Lane in Phoenix, Arizona, our client, the NFL Team the Arizona Cardinals went through a logo change. Version “A” first appeared in 1960 and remained in use until the Cardinals updated their look with a slightly more aggressive logo represented by version “B’ which was introduce in 2005 and has been used by the NFL team since.

1960 Cardinal logo and 2005 Cardinal logoAS for JCPenney’s new logo update, only time will tell.

old jcpenny logo and new jcpenny logo that sucksSince I listed this blog entry a few days back, I have since seen the roll-out of the new JCPenny branding TV spots created in New York and I have to say that I just don’t see the brilliance. How will this improve jcp’s perception by consumers when a new logo and teaser TV spots are no fix for a business model with a history of problems. Trying to make the logo feel like the American flag and trying to sell “fair and square” pricing as the reasoning for this current (in a series) makeovers is also a problem unto itself that consumers will not buy into easily.

If you’re going to introduce a new logo based on “fair and square” pricing, then it makes sense to me that you would have to execute your mass marketing in a way that “explains” what is now fair and square and what wasn’t before, or better yet, how about starting at “square one” and executing concepts from a “building block” approach that consumers and the media can quickly understand and see that these are “real changes” not just marketing/advertising executions. If jcp is thinking outside of the box…which is made up of 6 squares, then the “6″ fundamental building blocks of successful retail should be; Price, Product, Place, Promotion, Promise, People, and each of these 6-P’s of retail marketing would/should become “square one” in order of importance for jcp advertising and marketing executions.

The executions could be as simple as; explain better pricing, market desirable products and convenient locations, offer exceptional promotions, develop a rock-solid promise or guarantee of satisfaction/service, and put your people and your customers into your marketing, store displays, traditional print, outdoor, and social medias.

Just a thought.

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  • 7 Comments

    Posted By: Kevin On: January 30, 2012 At: 2:26 am

    Wow, I found that to be very informative, thanks for sharing that! Can’t wait to read more about logo design!

    Posted By: Get laid On: February 10, 2012 At: 1:24 am

    I saw the jcpenny crap everyone is talking about and I have to be honest with you, I think you’re a pussy for not coming out and just blogging about what a piece of shit that whole thing is. Grow a set man!

    Posted By: Alexis On: March 27, 2012 At: 12:38 am

    It is very simple to see that the new J.C. Penney logo sucks, the question that remains is how badly will the advertising suck as well? From what has been running on TV, it is all over the place with the worst one being the commercial with the auction caller. Who has ever bid on retail sales items anyways. All I can is I wish I could get a hold of the dope that crew was smoking’ when they came up with those ideas.

    Posted By: MPitzer On: April 01, 2012 At: 11:56 pm

    Thanks for sharing Alexis. My wife and I went to the JCPenney furniture outlet here in Fresno to see what they might have on prices for wood shutters. Well, we talked with three different people and got three different business cards, none of which had the new JCP logo on it, although the doors of the store did. Now, if everything is fair and square pricing, maybe someone at JCP could explain how their shutter prices are $1,200.00 higher than Lowes and $1,000.00 higher than Home Depot, plus JCP charges $125.00 to come out and measure the windows. YIKES! I guess they have to pay for all that “fair and square” advertising some how.

    Posted By: SEO Guy On: April 04, 2012 At: 3:22 pm

    Hello There. I discovered your weblog when looking for content about logos that suck. Man, you are so right — JCPenny’s new logo sucks. The TV ads are horrible. It’s like they’re just pissing money away at any idea the creative department comes up with after they’ve smoked crack at lunch.

    Posted By: Marold On: April 09, 2012 At: 11:27 am

    Awesome article and right to the point, the J.C. Penney logo does suck! OMG their advertising is like super bad versions of Target. What the hell are they thinking? I just needed to vent — thank you :)

    Posted By: Douglas On: May 14, 2012 At: 11:18 pm

    I can’t believe people are still talking about how much the JCPenney logo sucks! I would have thought that people would be blogging about how much their TV ads are a very poor rip off of Target work. Seriously, their TV sucks more then their logo does. Who does not agree with me?

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